Fuck I should have changed my URL by now

Never joke about something unless you're serious.

prettysoulgem is the absolute love of my life. <3

lunostar:

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

It just needs some corrupt and ironically overbearing government to top it off.

(Source: cockedtail, via prettysoulgem)

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap, via jokerful)

restlesslyaspiring:

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

starkient:

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I’ve been waiting for this

God I love you people.

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via vriskamindfangserket)

buckyxbarnes:

mcu meme - 4/8 characters;  sam wilson.

Captain America needs my help. There’s no better reason to get back in.

(via eggplantcrusader)

Dudebro: It was our superior sailing skill that saved your lives.

Dorothy: Hanging onto the mast screaming, “Please, God, take the old ladies, but don’t hurt us.” That does not qualify as skill.

(Source: thank-you-for-being-a-friend, via everyonelikedbubbahotep)

howkeye:

Guardians of the Galaxy cast

(via fishnetandfundip)

rageaholicanonymous:

Today on Unnecessarily Gendered Items

(via naqisakaworu)

rupsidaisy:

literallysokka:

patrickdehahn:

Teen schools the United States government, boom. 

The Federal and State Governments switching to Garamond from Times would save $400 million of taxpayer money annually
And a fourteen year old figured this out

this is the funniest thing in the world

rupsidaisy:

literallysokka:

patrickdehahn:

Teen schools the United States government, boom. 

The Federal and State Governments switching to Garamond from Times would save $400 million of taxpayer money annually

And a fourteen year old figured this out

this is the funniest thing in the world

(via can-u-not-my-wayward-son)

Greenland ice cores show industrial record of acid rain

randdmag:

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The rise and fall of acid rain is a global experiment whose results are
preserved in the geologic record. By analyzing samples from the
Greenland ice sheet, Univ. of Washington atmospheric scientists found
clear evidence of the U.S. Clean Air Act. They also discovered a link
between air acidity and how nitrogen is preserved in layers of snow. 

Read More - http://www.rdmag.com/news/2014/04/greenland-ice-cores-show-industrial-record-acid-rain

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)