Fuck I should have changed my URL by now

Never joke about something unless you're serious.

prettysoulgem is the absolute love of my life. <3
shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via mayorxrab)

beware-the-leopard:

thedeandobbs:

And so the world fell to it’s knees.

I love this post.

(Source: ah-ellie, via mayorxrab)

advice-animal:

A sign in my dorm said to stop washing dishes in the bathroom sink.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

A sign in my dorm said to stop washing dishes in the bathroom sink.
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

myfemalegaze:

robotsandfrippary:

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif

how do you turn on that air conditioner. how.

I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.

(Source: iraffiruse, via yxanr)

tandemfatum:

I said I was going to work on my essay today but I couldn’t focus because I needed to get Steve Carlsberg feels out of my system
Now it’s 9 o’clock and I don’t have an essay so I’m going to go walk to Burger King write that essay

tandemfatum:

I said I was going to work on my essay today but I couldn’t focus because I needed to get Steve Carlsberg feels out of my system

Now it’s 9 o’clock and I don’t have an essay so I’m going to go walk to Burger King write that essay

asutori:

Well, this episode quickly became one of my favourites.

starwars:

The ultra-rare Revenge of the Jedi poster with reversed lightsaber colors. Legendary.

starwars:

The ultra-rare Revenge of the Jedi poster with reversed lightsaber colors. Legendary.

(via nerdology)